いんもうのおていれについて

　増田⇒男性も

陰毛の手入れってするものですか？

　そういえば最近しない。
　っていうか、かなりひさしくしてない。
　っていうと昔はしてたのかというと、してたというか、あれね、ちんこの皮とかこんどうむとかに引っかかってまとわりついて、すげー痛いことがあるというか、下手すると剛毛でちんかわが切れたりしてすげー痛い^2になる。（方形じゃないことのデメリットやも知れぬ。）
　で、下手に切ると切った断面がちくちく痛くてさ、あれはどうにかなんないのものかと思って、一度リンスしたら、さらっとよろし。でも、定着しなかったな。
　あの陰毛問題がいつごろ自然に解決したのかとんと忘れたな。
　ふと気がついたが、
　日常、あらぬところでちんこが勃つということが少なくなったことが原因かもなと　(´Д｀υ)
　ああ、違うかも。今気がついたが、入浴剤と関係ありげだな。入浴剤を選ぶとよさげ。
　ついでに。
　まんげに白髪が交じるという話を聞いたことがあるが見たことはない。自分のいんもうにもまじってない。髭は伸ばしているとけっこうあかげになるので以下略。
　回答になったったぁ？ ヽ(´ー`)ﾉ
　おまけ。
　ショートヴァージョン。

Two nurses are in the break room talking about some of the patients on their rounds. One, a Plain Jane type, mentioned that the patient in room 365 had the word "SWAN" tattooed down there. The other nurse, a Jenna Jameson clone, said she had to go see.
　
Hour later she comes back, clothes all disheveled and she's glowing. "You're right, he is tattooed down there...but the word is "SASKATCHEWAN!"...

　ロングヴァージョン。

When I was in the service I had an auto accident that landed me in the base hospital for a while. In the bed next to mine was a kid named Babcock. Whatever may have been his disorder (and I can't recall) it prevented him for going to the shower. Everyday they drew a curtain and one of the nurses gave him a bath.
　
The day nurses on our ward were a bit over the hill and more than normally unattractive, but they had as a frequent and easily overheard topic Sgt. Babcock's, private parts. These seemed to have been tattooed. Naturally, I and others listen closely to discover what had been so interesting to those nurses, and we learned that the Tatt was one word: "Swan."
　
The nurses were indignant about the very idea, and they seemed to have concluded that it must be the name of a humiliated female affinity.
　
Then a new nurse came on shift, a perfectly beautiful blue-eyed black-haired creature with a gorgeous smile and lovely figure. She was given the duty of bathing Sgt. Babcock, with a precautionary warning from the older ladies about the offensive tatt.
　
She came with the pans and the warm water and the curtain was drawn, and soon the soft splashing of the water could be heard. Then suddently the voice of new nurse, "My God!! It's Saskatchewan!!!"