イチホゲ 諸君、私はヒールが好きだ

 亀甲のハイヒールじゃないぞ。
 これ⇒KGPE - CBS TV47 - Vice President Cheney polks fun at himself over the Texas shooting

Cheney told the audience he was "pretty comfortable" in front of a bunch of journalists. Having been the butt of jokes about his eyesight after the accident, Cheney quipped that the lighting in the hotel dining room could be better. But he added, "I can still see the whites of your eyes."

 "the whites of your eyes"という英語がよくわからんが。